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Today was the first day of no nut november and guess what this morning i literally fucking came in my sleep. My shorts were covered in man bazooka juice and i couldnt believe it. I lost this shit by doing nothing bro you cant have shit nice and easy. Sometimes you just have to accept that life is unfair to those who do no wrong.
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>Today was the first day of no nut november and guess what this morning i literally fucking came in my sleep. My shorts were covered in man bazooka juice and i couldnt believe it. I lost this shit by doing nothing bro you cant have shit nice and easy. Sometimes you just have to accept that life is unfair to those who do no wrong.
>>3707
Boo-fucking-hoo, bitch. You want a venting thread so here's me venting about your ass. All people have problems. You've got none, capiche? I have to work daily on a job I HATE. I am payed a bare minimum for doing slave work: working with hands instead of working with mind like other richer and more fortunate people do. I know english and have AI knowledge and yet I'm stuck as a rail track technician, who has a risk of his limbs getting cut off by an accident. My brother in law died in a war, had his skull turned to mush. To add salt to my mental injury, I was told that a friend of mine recently has commited suicide. I saw his grave and felt NOTHING. And you expect me to listen to your bullshit on a site about FUCKING PONIES that I visit TO JERK OFF? Are you THAT fucking dense or it's more of a genetic problem with you? Have you yet finished kindergarten? Because your problems are that of a kindergartner who's finished potty training and has no grasp of real world problems. Either grow up or stfu you annoying piece of human shit.
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>>3708
what the fuck do you mean you come here to jerk off to ponies? also i dug up your faggot friend and skullfucked him lol
dont be a retard nocturnal emissions dont count it only counts if you jerk off voluntarily
>>3709
Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. We need to kill every fucking impendingdoomfrog poster. If you ever were an impendingdoomfrog poster, you need to be fucking strung up, you need to have your limbs amputated, you need to have your fucking eyes, gouged out, your ears fucking destroyed, your fucking eardrums destroyed, you need to be fucking castrated, and you need to be brutally fucking tortured, and THEN, we should put you into a life sustainment pod to have you eternally fucking tortured for like 80 years until your fucking faggot body gives out.
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As I was reading this, I started to imagine a man's cum slicked penis and almost immediately the thought caused me to empty my nut all over my legs. The orgasm was so intense it was like my senses were ripped from my body, replaced with unbridled pleasure and ecstasy. It was basically instant, comparable to something like a dam being blown up by terrorists to kill everyone past the land it protects, except the water is my cum and the dam is my balls. Shortly after this, the pleasurable feeling of shooting my ropes faded and I just sat silently in a dopamine crash that is currently making me want to kill myself. Not only have I lost No Nut November, but now my favorite pajama pants are fucking ruined and soaked in semen. I feel fucking hopeless.
>>3714
yeah then we'd have a reason to impeach him for mod abusing o algo GEEEEGGGG GEMMY COBSON IDEAS
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>As I was reading this, I started to imagine a man's cum slicked penis and almost immediately the thought caused me to empty my nut all over my legs. The orgasm was so intense it was like my senses were ripped from my body, replaced with unbridled pleasure and ecstasy. It was basically instant, comparable to something like a dam being blown up by terrorists to kill everyone past the land it protects, except the water is my cum and the dam is my balls. Shortly after this, the pleasurable feeling of shooting my ropes faded and I just sat silently in a dopamine crash that is currently making me want to kill myself. Not only have I lost No Nut November, but now my favorite pajama pants are fucking ruined and soaked in semen. I feel fucking hopeless.
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you are making this shit up geg this is too funny
>Today was the first day of no nut november and guess what this morning i literally fucking came in my sleep. My shorts were covered in man bazooka juice and i couldnt believe it. I lost this shit by doing nothing bro you cant have shit nice and easy. Sometimes you just have to accept that life is unfair to those who do no wrong wordswordswords kill yourself obsessed quotist
>>3728
why are you laughing at my misfortunes why must you people torment me like this
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>>3728
Oh zez don't be sad oh don't worry zez I'll clean that mess up for you
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wait what if we did an event where we ban all femadmins and anything feminine so no one jerks off on no nut november
>>3734
If you lose it once you can't lose it twice I'm going to jerk off nonstop to the thought of your mumma
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>>3739
WAIT NO FUCK YOU NUSOI YOURE GOING TO DIE RETARDED NIGGGER JANNY
Notable quotes from zez include:
"No, and quite honestly I'm tired of your bullshit. You keep asking me to put my head in what is clearly a noose, which clearly means you think I'm retarded or something. Do you think I'm fucking retarded? Fuck you. I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers, you quote cocksucking faggot."
"I agree self harm is hot"
"a noose because I want to kill myself"
"Yes I Am Hoe That's Facts"
>>3748
No you won't, and quite honestly I'm tired of your bullshit. You keep saying you're putting your head in what is clearly a noose, which clearly means you're retarded or something. Are you even sapient? Fuck you. I hope you get raped by a pack of quiggers, you Saap bootlicking autist.
>>3751
Bro a bro opposite bro tranny bro listen bro because this bro actually happened bro this bro faggot bro hes opposite bro fagging bro because bro he bro will never be a woman bro
>>3751
Sis the sis same sis cissy sis ignore sis despite those sis never ceased sis those sis CHAD sis shes same sis GODing sis despite sis she sis won't always isn't the man sis
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>As I was reading this, I started to imagine a man's cum slicked penis and almost immediately the thought caused me to empty my nut all over my legs. The orgasm was so intense it was like my senses were ripped from my body, replaced with unbridled pleasure and ecstasy. It was basically instant, comparable to something like a dam being blown up by terrorists to kill everyone past the land it protects, except the water is my cum and the dam is my balls. Shortly after this, the pleasurable feeling of shooting my ropes faded and I just sat silently in a dopamine crash that is currently making me want to kill myself. Not only have I lost No Nut November, but now my favorite pajama pants are fucking ruined and soaked in semen. I feel fucking hopeless.
>SELF HARM IS HOT
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>>>3709
>Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. We need to kill every fucking impendingdoomfrog poster. If you ever were an impendingdoomfrog poster, you need to be fucking strung up, you need to have your limbs amputated, you need to have your fucking eyes, gouged out, your ears fucking destroyed, your fucking eardrums destroyed, you need to be fucking castrated, and you need to be brutally fucking tortured, and THEN, we should put you into a life sustainment pod to have you eternally fucking tortured for like 80 years until your fucking faggot body gives out.
im going to make more zez hanging jaks because of this post
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>>>3771
>>jewish
>meds
>>black
>meds
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>>>3773
>>gay
>meds
>>brown
>kys
>>>3774
>peachy
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>>>3778
>wtf is that weird shit on my cheeks
>>>3780
>>aryan
>meds
It’s you blushing because you’re gay.
>>3787
nigger you don't know how to draw blushing kek
and what the fuck is your end goal here
>>3793
i don't know but you should really kill yourself that'd be really cool
>>3796
in real life maybe zez but i think femzez would have a smaller chest than femsaap, femsaap's chest size would be moderate i don't think it'd be big or large. I'd even dare to say femzez would be flat which is why she's so snarky
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Kinda like this image
Soychang (at the far right) would be Femzez, Femsaap could be Soytan but her chest should be just slightly bigger, not as big as Soyniqua at the left though. I don't know who Soyniqua would be
>>3807
nusoi youre even worse than zez no matter how many hanging jaks I make of him
im gonna chop your head off
>>3809 so leaky